The evilness of JSON dates is a subjective thing depending your mastery of time.
The evilness of Barney the dinosaur, however, is quantifiable and mathematically provable:
Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur.
Extract the Roman numerals:
(and remember that the Romans had no letter 'U',they used 'V' instead)
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
CV V L DI V
Add them:
100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666
Q. E. D. We suspected it all along.
I guess the church lady was right after all...
Well, I'm not surprised. After all, Evil Barney Json is an anagram for Enjoys Vile Bran.
so, obviously, there ya go.
Bran is not vile when combined with blueberries and obscene amounts of butter & sugar in a muffin...
Thankfully, I was spared the horrors of Barney songs, The Wiggles, etc... I raised my children on classic rock and took the oldest of my daughters to see Rush in concert for one of their shows on the "One Little Victory" tour... at 6 years and 10 months old, all 45 lbs of her sat on my shoulders for a solid 2 hours and 55 minutes taking in the show from the 10th row or so. After that, only cool grown up music was asked for on road trips...