On Sunday June 29th we will be having some electrical work done. During this time our website may be inaccessible. We apologize in advance for the inconvenience.
Doubtless you are installing a new 400 amp electrical panel to provision the new Global Domination 5000 mind control ray. I suggest targetting Redmond WA, but could understand if you chose Fort Meade, Maryland.
kdmoyers,
It appears you are on to our plan. Unfortunately now we must target you. ;)
I'll try not to operate any heavy machinery on Sunday the 29th.
-Kirby
UPDATE: Previously planned website downtime has been cancelled.
Whew!