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ChuckC

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OT: Barney is more evil than JSON dates
« on: February 03, 2021, 05:50:33 pm »
The evilness of JSON dates is a subjective thing depending your mastery of time.

The evilness of Barney the dinosaur, however, is quantifiable and mathematically provable:

Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur.

Extract the Roman numerals:

(and remember that the Romans had no letter 'U',they used 'V' instead)

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

CV V L DI V

Add them:

100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666

Q. E. D. We suspected it all along.

I guess the church lady was right after all...


kdmoyers

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Re: OT: Barney is more evil than JSON dates
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2021, 12:26:15 pm »
Well, I'm not surprised.  After all, Evil Barney Json is an anagram for Enjoys Vile Bran.
so, obviously, there ya go.
The mind is everything; What you think, you become.

ChuckC

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Re: OT: Barney is more evil than JSON dates
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2021, 05:23:43 pm »
Bran is not vile when combined with blueberries and obscene amounts of butter & sugar in a muffin...

Thankfully, I was spared the horrors of Barney songs, The Wiggles, etc...  I raised my children on classic rock and took the oldest of my daughters to see Rush in concert for one of their shows on the "One Little Victory" tour... at 6 years and 10 months old, all 45 lbs of her sat on my shoulders for a solid 2 hours and 55 minutes taking in the show from the 10th row or so.  After that, only cool grown up music was asked for on road trips...