Possible 'ugliest error handler' contest

[stanl]

Been between 102-104 for the past week, now severe thunderstorms and flooding.... so got up early and played around with the generic error-handler I have been using since Detlev published it [circa: 2003???].  Always been one to prefer functional over pretty, so the attached while correct may not be visually stirring.

So, anyone reading who may be sitting in equally bad weather... game on.